With a name like Garden of the Gods, you would think I would feel right at home. After all, that is the treatment that I expect. I do expect my plane to be ready to leave when I board and the flight attendant to hand me a bag of their finest pretzels before the flight ends. But there is much more to being a god than just thinking of ourselves as one. If it were so, everyone would have business cards made up, find a megaphone, and claim their spot on the beach.
We are gods?
Who could forget that unforgettable movie, with a title that currently escapes me, starring Shirley MacClaine where she is standing on a beach screaming, “I am god.” I would like to know how she was able to get those red rocks to jettison straight up 500 or 600 feet, or stack boulders as if they are pebbles or shape mountains as quickly as a child molds play-dough. Hopefully, she has people for those menial tasks. After all, it would be beneath someone of her star power to create landmarks for generations to enjoy and ponder upon. If she is a god, her orbit must be as expansive as a Jelly Belly, and her universe the size of a tennis ball.
I never thought that a god would get winded; but it must be exhausting to be a self-claimed god, getting showered in all that love and affection for everything we do to elevate ourselves above our subjects. How does one find staffing? To find someone who is willing to risk taking a lightning bolt for the team, the time-honored punishment for blasphemy, for embossing a dozen business cards in faux gold, is a position that even Zip-Recruiter can’t fill!
There is a God
A name like Garden of the Gods conjures up images of a place where the gods once found relief from their whiny and demanding subjects. Can you imagine the Creator vying for style points for stacking rocks? I suspect that he was gracious, and tried not to crush the fragile egos of Ms. MacClaine and the others. When the contest was over, He left his creation there for us mere mortals to marvel and ponder upon.
and I am not Him
In some ways, Parkinson’s has been a blessing. It may sound a little awkward to try to articulate but in many respects its true. Had it not been for my disease, it is unlikely that I would have taken the time to see the breathtaking colors of a sunset in Sedona, the majesty of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, or now the creativity the Garden of the Gods. This past weekend was just a not-so-subtle reminder that there is a Creator that spoke all of these into existence and I am not Him. Who does He think that He needs to impress anyway? He did it to impress stubborn and forgetful people like me. Recently, I had to admit to myself that I live with a degenerative condition, or better said, that my disease is degenerative. I have known that it was for some time, seven years to be specific, only recently did I begin to feel like I do. Parkinson’s is like that; it is more like moving between plateaus than following it through a linear progression. The battle is, and will continue to be, a to fight to get back the ground that is slipping away.
Rest is Best
Walking through the Garden of the Gods, watching those more adventurous than I scale the vertical faces of the rocks served as a reminder that not every day do we get to have a mountaintop experience; and where there is a mountain, there is a valley. There are days that we have to work a little harder to do what we did yesterday with less effort. It doesn’t mean that we have to quit fighting, it just means that we need to expect to have a little less energy at the end of the day to do the things that we love to do, and in those valleys, we can find rest.
I used to think of rest as just another four-letter word, defined by the elites, and the movers and shakers as spending countless hours in a Lazy-boy, downing a bottle of Crown Royal and a bag of Dorito’s, glued to reruns of the Simpsons. Only recently did I embrace the notion that rest is necessary for the journey that lies ahead, to provide us with enough energy to get back on the side of the hill and continue with the climb.
The View
There is a mountaintop experience that awaits. It just might mean that we can finally donate that Lazy-boy to U of M’s coaching staff and the leave the Doritos for their egocentric mascot; which bears a striking resemblance to an overweight gopher in need of a manicure. As for the Crown Royal, glass bottles don’t travel well, so we might want to invest in a flask. I suspect that there will be a celebration in our future on top of that mountain and it will come in handy.
If I offended any of the three remaining Shirley MacClaine fans, I sincerely apologize. I am sure that her dominion will last as long as a blip on the Weather Channel’s Doppler radar; the one that is tracking the wind storm about to extinguish a Burning Man. If she is lucky, she can hand off her megaphone to the next celebrity needing to breathe life into a dying career. Mr. Depp, the beach is all yours.
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Ivy and I need to run to the pet store. She wants me to find her a flask that will fit in her service apron.
Al and his faithful, but well-hydrated sidekick, Ivy the wonder pup.
I can’t answer that question right now, Ivy. I’m not sure how you will get the top off. Usually, you wait to get a drink until someone leaves the seat up!
Thanks, Randy,
You are welcome any time.
“The LORD reigns, he is robed in majesty; the LORD is robed in majesty and armed with strength; indeed, the world is established, firm and secure.” – Psalm 93:1
Thanks for the reminder. And… thanks for taking us on your trip, Al.